Good friends say the darnest things

Him: like seriously

Him: i have bad luck with J names

Him: mainly jennifers and jessicas

Me: try one letter before or after

Him: g or h

Me: i or k

Him: oh

Him: damn

Me: LOLOLOL

Me: OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Him: ima crawl under a rock now

Him:dam

Him: ......................

Me: Davey's alphabet: a b c d e f g j h

Me:HAHAHAHA