Every year Santa rides around the neighborhood in his shiny red fire truck ,( I suspect it's actually a transformer in disquise), throwing out candy canes to whomever he sees. This year I decided that I wanted to wait outside in the cold and get my candy cane.
I'm a sucker for sweets, I'll do anything for sugar. Well, almost anything.
The one year I wait so diligently for my sweet and minty treat is the year that santa decides to pass by in a huge red blur. :(
The speed limit is 25 santa! I would've been able to catch up to jolly ol saint nick if he was going 25 mph!!
But noooooo.
Santa decided to be mean and whizz by me screeching "HO HO HO".
Maybe I've been a bad girl this year. Who knows.
One thing is for sure though, Santa owes me a candy cane dang it!
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Good friends say the darnest things
Him: like seriously
Him: i have bad luck with J names
Him: mainly jennifers and jessicas
Him:
Me: i or k
Him: oh
Him: damn
Me: LOLOLOL
Me: OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Him: ima crawl under a rock now
Him:dam
Him: ......................
Me: Davey's alphabet: a b c d e f g j h
Me:HAHAHAHA
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Forbidden Love?
It seems that love is forbidden for me.
Well, at least expressing it.
I can't hug or kiss my boyfriend in public if his parents are around.
I can't hold him close for a hug.
I can't say "I love you" unless I want to offend his family.
Do they just not like me?
I think that's just it.
I can't go near there...
without feeling discomfort.
It starts in my stomach, an aching foreboding.
It's just painful for me.
I will not go there.
Well, at least expressing it.
I can't hug or kiss my boyfriend in public if his parents are around.
I can't hold him close for a hug.
I can't say "I love you" unless I want to offend his family.
Do they just not like me?
I think that's just it.
I can't go near there...
without feeling discomfort.
It starts in my stomach, an aching foreboding.
It's just painful for me.
I will not go there.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Degenerative Society
Sammy Shin may you rest in peace.
Earlier today I discovered that my sister's friend was struck by a train.
I pray that he is in heaven and that his family will also find peace in this world after the loss of their son.
Society.
How civilized is it?
From what I have seen, it is slowly degenerating into a pile of morons.
Respect for the dead and tragedies that have passed.
Is that too much to ask?
To understand?
Apparently it is for a vast majority of those that believe they live a civilized life.
They cannot comprehend respect.
They have no honor.
They are a disgusting group of fools.
If tragedy is to happen, it should be directed at them.
Of all the misfortunes in the world, the worst should be saved for those without morals.
To those without a drop of respect or understanding in their bodies, may you either realize your faults and strive for forgiveness.
If not, you are lower than the ground I step on.
You are not worth addressing, you are a waste of breath.
However, I will address you this one time.
Sammy Shin died.
It does not matter if you knew him or not.
What is done is done.
How dare you criticize him for his death and how it occurred?
The comments on abc 7's report sickens me.
If you have the nerve to say " Please come to Metrolink HQ to pick up your Darwin Award" -marxtvshow, you are a sick bastard.
I should not feel hate or wish terrible thoughts.
But people like this deserve it.
They deserve it all.
They show how stupid society is.
They are the stench that refuses to let society progress.
I wish the worst for you, ignorant fools.
Earlier today I discovered that my sister's friend was struck by a train.
I pray that he is in heaven and that his family will also find peace in this world after the loss of their son.
Society.
How civilized is it?
From what I have seen, it is slowly degenerating into a pile of morons.
Respect for the dead and tragedies that have passed.
Is that too much to ask?
To understand?
Apparently it is for a vast majority of those that believe they live a civilized life.
They cannot comprehend respect.
They have no honor.
They are a disgusting group of fools.
If tragedy is to happen, it should be directed at them.
Of all the misfortunes in the world, the worst should be saved for those without morals.
To those without a drop of respect or understanding in their bodies, may you either realize your faults and strive for forgiveness.
If not, you are lower than the ground I step on.
You are not worth addressing, you are a waste of breath.
However, I will address you this one time.
Sammy Shin died.
It does not matter if you knew him or not.
What is done is done.
How dare you criticize him for his death and how it occurred?
The comments on abc 7's report sickens me.
If you have the nerve to say " Please come to Metrolink HQ to pick up your Darwin Award" -marxtvshow, you are a sick bastard.
I should not feel hate or wish terrible thoughts.
But people like this deserve it.
They deserve it all.
They show how stupid society is.
They are the stench that refuses to let society progress.
I wish the worst for you, ignorant fools.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
My own worst enemy
I'm sorry for everything.
Everything that has happened or that I have done.
Even everything that I should not be sorry for.
I feel as if I ruin everything that comes my way.
I know I haven't done anything wrong but I just can't get rid of this feeling that screams:
"You're going to ruin everything. You're a terrible person."
No one tells me I'm terrible.
No one has told me that I have wronged them.
No one has told that I have ruined anything.
I know I haven't done anything.
So why is there this terrible feeling?
Everything that has happened or that I have done.
Even everything that I should not be sorry for.
I feel as if I ruin everything that comes my way.
I know I haven't done anything wrong but I just can't get rid of this feeling that screams:
"You're going to ruin everything. You're a terrible person."
No one tells me I'm terrible.
No one has told me that I have wronged them.
No one has told that I have ruined anything.
I know I haven't done anything.
So why is there this terrible feeling?
Why do I feel as if I'm going to hurt everybody that I know?
For some reason I am my own worst enemy.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
I'm not a whore
"I am not a whore
But I like to do it.
Most girls I meet are quite savage
Always tryna' grab up on my package
The say I look yummy and they want a taste
But I'm a human not a sandwich."
- LMFAO
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
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